That was funny as hell. And the Blackhawks, a Chicago team (Hockey team but still.) Great job with all the lingo. And Donkey Kong is one of the best video games ever.
Fantastic! Although I would have seen Elizabeth as a crazed Hockey fan.. you made Baseball work! Very nicely written.
Favourite Part: If they go into overtime, I will kill myself. Right here in front of our new 60 inch plasma with surround sound. Maybe I can slit my own throat with the edge of my soda can. Too bad it's not a glass bottle...
You totally aced it there. Bringing a bit of John's suicidal nature back, huh? Awesome work. 11/10 - not a typo
HA! That was great! So, so funny! Rodney made me laugh out loud every time, and I loved the ending. Very very nice job. *laughs some more*