Rating: M

Stories
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Crack!fic, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humor, Missing Scene, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4831
Summary: Elizabeth and John need more excitement than Atlantis provides on a daily basis.
Published: September 18, 2011   Updated: September 18, 2011
Rating: M
Genres: Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4517
Summary: Just another locked-in-a-small-space fic. (With a slight twist)
Published: December 29, 2005   Updated: December 27, 2010
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2029
Summary: Tastes like chicken.
Published: May 15, 2005   Updated: May 15, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: BDSM
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1202
Summary: Elizabeth & John have some half-assed fun with the whole domination/submission thing.
Published: June 19, 2005   Updated: June 19, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Missing Scene, Smut & Porn, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1373
Summary: "What would you do, if Peter turned around?"
Published: May 19, 2005   Updated: May 19, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4160
Summary: Trapped off world in a freezing prison cell only leaves a limited number of activities to keep you warm.
Published: August 16, 2007   Updated: August 16, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2184
Summary: A 237 Reasons to Have Sex entry. #189: I wanted to say "goodbye." Return 1 missing scene.
Published: August 23, 2007   Updated: August 23, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff & Slush, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: Abuse, Torture, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: No
Word count: 12244
Summary: For two weeks Elizabeth Weir was tortured, but when Colonel Sheppard finally saves her, it’s not her physical wounds that need healing….
Published: March 16, 2006   Updated: March 24, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 592
Summary: Who's REALLY in control?
Published: May 17, 2005   Updated: May 17, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: BDSM
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2884
Summary: Short little fic... no plot really. Written May 2009.
Published: July 06, 2012   Updated: July 06, 2012
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 11925
Summary: After a mission John is possed by an evil spirit who wants to take revenge. Elizabeth has to blend with a spirit as well to be able to fight him.
(This is my own version of The Long Goodbye)
Published: January 10, 2006   Updated: August 05, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 741
Summary: It was just a bite from some kind of Pegasus mosquito. How much harm could it do?
Published: April 22, 2008   Updated: April 22, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2780
Summary: The mattress proves warm where she vacated it, coated with her scent, and John moves in on the territory with a possessiveness that has nothing to do with the fact that this is technically his side of the bed anyway.
Published: November 05, 2008   Updated: November 05, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff & Slush, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery & Suspense, Romance
Warnings: Abuse, Rape/Non-Consensual, Torture, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: Yes
Word count: 71302
Summary: Sheppard enters the event horizon after giving Elizabeth his usual boyish smile. She smiles back, not knowing that may be the last time she will see him smile. REPOSTED WITH ADDITIONS AND GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS!!!
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Published: January 18, 2006   Updated: August 14, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2524
Summary: He can't let her end this moment. She'll walk away and get herself under control, and he never wants her to stop looking at him like she is right now. Submersion missing scene and episode tag. (Written for LJ's notjustclosets Sheppard/Weir fic challenge.)
Published: April 21, 2008   Updated: April 21, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Drama, Fluff & Slush, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3020
Summary: "All other things being equal, objects that are near to one another in space or time are perceived as belonging together as a unit."
Published: September 30, 2006   Updated: September 30, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Smut & Porn
Warnings: BDSM
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2995
Summary: After John used his millitary status to disobey her order, Elizabeth gets her revenge....in a rather creative way. Takes place after "Hot Zone".
Published: October 16, 2011   Updated: October 16, 2011
Rating: M
Genres: Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2338
Summary: After drinking an aphrodisiac potion offworld, John and Elizabeth appear irrimediably attracted to each other. It's up to Rodney and Carson to find an antidote before excess hormone secretion kills them. A humorous spin on the usual cliché.
Published: July 14, 2008   Updated: July 14, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Smut & Porn, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 570
Summary: For the first time in years, she aches to be held. TRW post-ep.
Published: May 11, 2008   Updated: May 11, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff & Slush, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery & Suspense
Warnings: Abuse, Rape/Non-Consensual, Torture, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12
Completed: Yes
Word count: 25123
Summary: An away mission goes disastrously wrong. Rated M for future chapters. Contains violence, torture etc. Stear clear if you dislike
Published: July 14, 2010   Updated: May 02, 2011
Rating: M
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 500
Summary: A visit from the IOA finally sets Elizabeth on fire and John is about to be set in flames... in a way he really won't mind.
Published: August 19, 2007   Updated: August 19, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 7138
Summary: John went after Chaya like a man possessed and doesn't understand Elizabeth's wrath.
Published: September 16, 2011   Updated: September 16, 2011
Rating: M
Genres: Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 725
Summary: John Sheppard has an overactive imagination. Missing scene for Condemned. (Written for LJ's notjustclosets Sheppard/Weir challenge.)
Published: April 21, 2008   Updated: April 21, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Baby!fic, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14
Completed: Yes
Word count: 66152
Summary: Dreams that are plaguing Elizabeth's nights start causing more trouble than expected, but trouble can often lead to something new.
Published: July 24, 2009   Updated: August 26, 2009
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Drama, Future Fic, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1681
Summary: He is so screwed up.
Published: June 13, 2005   Updated: June 13, 2005

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