Rating: M
Stories
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16
Completed: Yes
Word count: 31950
Summary: John distrubs Elizabeth's bath night and the consequence is far beyound any of their dreams.
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16
Completed: Yes
Word count: 31950
Summary: John distrubs Elizabeth's bath night and the consequence is far beyound any of their dreams.
Published: June 10, 2009 Updated: August 19, 2009
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Missing Scene, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1771
Summary: John knows what he would have missed had he not lived past the age of twenty-four. Post Childhood's End.
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Missing Scene, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1771
Summary: John knows what he would have missed had he not lived past the age of twenty-four. Post Childhood's End.
Published: March 30, 2008 Updated: March 30, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3311
Summary: Late at night Elizabeth wants to enjoy some sweets but John wants to enjoy her...
Genres: Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3311
Summary: Late at night Elizabeth wants to enjoy some sweets but John wants to enjoy her...
Published: July 18, 2005 Updated: July 18, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1211
Summary: Dr. Weir has been... over-talking... (Written for smut_69 and wordclaim50. Baby's first storage closet, aww.)
Genres: Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1211
Summary: Dr. Weir has been... over-talking... (Written for smut_69 and wordclaim50. Baby's first storage closet, aww.)
Published: November 14, 2005 Updated: November 14, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: No
Word count: 4528
Summary: A romp in the coyote_sga universe. John, Elizabeth and company take on a mission to find a sunken temple. Elizabeth and John find themselves working together in a more intimate level as they get into each other's heads.
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: No
Word count: 4528
Summary: A romp in the coyote_sga universe. John, Elizabeth and company take on a mission to find a sunken temple. Elizabeth and John find themselves working together in a more intimate level as they get into each other's heads.
Published: June 19, 2007 Updated: June 19, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19
Completed: Yes
Word count: 27193
Summary: Sequel of Zero Gravity: http://www.sheppardweir.com/fanfics/viewstory.php?sid=1056
Do John and Elizabeth have a cold awakening after their warm stay inside the stranded jumper or will things start to flare up again.
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19
Completed: Yes
Word count: 27193
Summary: Sequel of Zero Gravity: http://www.sheppardweir.com/fanfics/viewstory.php?sid=1056
Do John and Elizabeth have a cold awakening after their warm stay inside the stranded jumper or will things start to flare up again.
Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: July 25, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Crossover, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19
Completed: No
Word count: 64319
Summary: Everyone has connections to the past, and oftentimes those connections shape the path of the future. An extended and shippified, Sparky, novalization of INTRUDER. First comes JohnElizabeth UST, and then comes the fun that is JohnElizabeth RST.
Genres: Crossover, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19
Completed: No
Word count: 64319
Summary: Everyone has connections to the past, and oftentimes those connections shape the path of the future. An extended and shippified, Sparky, novalization of INTRUDER. First comes JohnElizabeth UST, and then comes the fun that is JohnElizabeth RST.
Published: May 20, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2005
Summary: Elizabeth turned around, forcing herself to ignore her very naked military commander only twenty feet away by focussing on attacking every inch of her skin with the disinfectant soap, just in case she and John really had been exposed to a toxic substance.
Genres: Smut & Porn, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2005
Summary: Elizabeth turned around, forcing herself to ignore her very naked military commander only twenty feet away by focussing on attacking every inch of her skin with the disinfectant soap, just in case she and John really had been exposed to a toxic substance.
Published: April 29, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1688
Summary: John's been to jerk and as to apologise
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1688
Summary: John's been to jerk and as to apologise
Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 03, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Hurt/Comfort, Smut & Porn
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 29010
Summary: While John is still recovering in treatment from the Iratus bug retrovirus, another incident with Elizabeth leads to long-standing repercussions in their relationship.
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Hurt/Comfort, Smut & Porn
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 29010
Summary: While John is still recovering in treatment from the Iratus bug retrovirus, another incident with Elizabeth leads to long-standing repercussions in their relationship.
Published: February 16, 2010 Updated: February 16, 2010
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Missing Scene, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3028
Summary: When Elizabeth goes to John’s room and he tells her that he’s not safe to be around, she gives in to her desire.
Spoliers for Episode Conversion (2x8)
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Missing Scene, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3028
Summary: When Elizabeth goes to John’s room and he tells her that he’s not safe to be around, she gives in to her desire.
Spoliers for Episode Conversion (2x8)
Published: January 24, 2009 Updated: January 24, 2009
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2903
Summary: John always gets in trouble on way or another. Especially with Liz, which doesn't bode well for him, and when his secret girlfriend is set on ignoring him, John decides desperate times call for desperate measures... And oh, what a measure he took.
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2903
Summary: John always gets in trouble on way or another. Especially with Liz, which doesn't bode well for him, and when his secret girlfriend is set on ignoring him, John decides desperate times call for desperate measures... And oh, what a measure he took.
Published: August 19, 2007 Updated: August 19, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Other/Misc, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1944
Summary: Summary: She could tell he regretted the words, but the tilt of his chin said he wasn't backing down.
Genres: Angst, Other/Misc, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1944
Summary: Summary: She could tell he regretted the words, but the tilt of his chin said he wasn't backing down.
Published: January 25, 2009 Updated: January 25, 2009
Rating: M
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 6632
Summary: A suspiciously remissive Kolya offers the expedition a disturbing piece of intelligence on Radim’s foreign policy choices in exchange for asylum.
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 6632
Summary: A suspiciously remissive Kolya offers the expedition a disturbing piece of intelligence on Radim’s foreign policy choices in exchange for asylum.
Published: July 14, 2008 Updated: July 14, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Other/Misc, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1294
Summary: Summary: "John," she greeted him, pausing in her pacing to glance at the darkening glass. "Did we have a meeting scheduled?"
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Mystery & Suspense, Other/Misc, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1294
Summary: Summary: "John," she greeted him, pausing in her pacing to glance at the darkening glass. "Did we have a meeting scheduled?"
Published: January 25, 2009 Updated: January 25, 2009
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1979
Summary: Short piece, John and Elizabeth visit a planet that is short on women.
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1979
Summary: Short piece, John and Elizabeth visit a planet that is short on women.
Published: July 06, 2012 Updated: July 06, 2012
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Other/Misc, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12
Completed: Yes
Word count: 38362
Summary: Elizabeth and Angela are in love with the same man…or are they?
Spoilers: Season 2 thru The Hive with a twist away from canon.
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Other/Misc, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12
Completed: Yes
Word count: 38362
Summary: Elizabeth and Angela are in love with the same man…or are they?
Spoilers: Season 2 thru The Hive with a twist away from canon.
Published: July 21, 2007 Updated: July 21, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1407
Summary: "It's not a difference of opinion, John..."
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1407
Summary: "It's not a difference of opinion, John..."
Published: June 29, 2005 Updated: June 29, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1078
Summary: Some embarrassments are worth suffering.
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1078
Summary: Some embarrassments are worth suffering.
Published: June 29, 2005 Updated: June 29, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9
Completed: Yes
Word count: 64941
Summary: Atlantis finds themselves facing a new and unknown enemy with their only help from a mysterious five year old girl who suddenly appears. John and Elizabeth's relationship will be tested as the expedition must prepare for an oncoming storm of disastrous proportions.
Genres: Action & Adventure, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9
Completed: Yes
Word count: 64941
Summary: Atlantis finds themselves facing a new and unknown enemy with their only help from a mysterious five year old girl who suddenly appears. John and Elizabeth's relationship will be tested as the expedition must prepare for an oncoming storm of disastrous proportions.
Published: July 13, 2009 Updated: July 28, 2009
Rating: M
Genres: Drama, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5553
Summary: The title says it all :)
Genres: Drama, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5553
Summary: The title says it all :)
Published: April 15, 2011 Updated: April 15, 2011
Rating: M
Genres: Drama, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5111
Summary: Written for Livejournals sparky_santa.
Genres: Drama, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5111
Summary: Written for Livejournals sparky_santa.
Published: April 15, 2011 Updated: April 15, 2011
Rating: M
Genres: Drabble, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 107
Summary: Explosion of emotion. (Drabble, wordclaim50 prompt 035 PWP)
Genres: Drabble, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 107
Summary: Explosion of emotion. (Drabble, wordclaim50 prompt 035 PWP)
Published: December 21, 2005 Updated: December 21, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5724
Summary: In which traumatic events and near-death experiences lead to sex. Spoilers for The Storm/The Eye, Siege III, Misbegotten, Progeny, TRW.
Genres: Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5724
Summary: In which traumatic events and near-death experiences lead to sex. Spoilers for The Storm/The Eye, Siege III, Misbegotten, Progeny, TRW.
Published: December 22, 2007 Updated: December 22, 2007
Four Times John and Elizabeth Make Out, and One Time They Finally Get to Have Sex by Shane Vansen 
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[Reviews - 3] Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3512
Summary: the title pretty much covers it. no spoilers.
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3512
Summary: the title pretty much covers it. no spoilers.
Published: February 09, 2009 Updated: February 09, 2009