irony_rocks
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Winner of the SGFA 2007's Best Atlantis Ship Author!

... And now am retired from the SGA fandom. Thanks for all the support!
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Stories by irony_rocks
Rating: G
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 13276
Summary: Part of the WildWest_Lantis universe. It was suppose to be a brief acquaintance that lasted the length it would take him to escort her to the outskirts of town. It ended up turning into a life and death situation, and along the way, John Sheppard discovered something he never realized he was missing.
Published: July 18, 2006   Updated: July 18, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Mystery & Suspense
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 16001
Summary: Faced with the horrific death of one of her best friends, Elizabeth is given the opportunity to weave through time in order to stop it. Problems abound when she realizes that time isn't as straightforward as she would like it to be, and this gift isn't as genuine as it would seem. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Angst Fic for the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)
Published: July 07, 2006   Updated: July 07, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Action & Adventure, Alternate Universe, Episode Prologues & Epilogues
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: Yes
Word count: 25344
Summary: Written for the S4/S5 Fix It Challenge over at livejournal, "This Mortal Coil" based fic, where Repli!Elizabeth and John's replicator!team survive the end of the episode. What are their stories of adventure?"
Published: March 09, 2009   Updated: March 09, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Almost Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1506
Summary: “That’s not what I mean and you know it. How are we going to explain this to the expedition? To the IOA? To, god, my mother.”
Published: October 02, 2007   Updated: October 02, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: Yes
Word count: 82309
Summary: During "Before I Sleep", the alternative version of John Sheppard lived as well. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Drama Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)
Published: August 13, 2006   Updated: September 29, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4394
Summary: "Simon - who she refused to think about when John had silently trailed after her down the corridor, towards her bedroom, the only contact between them the hand on the small of her back; the knowledge of what was to come still somehow irrefutable and warm."
Published: October 31, 2007   Updated: October 31, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 15526
Summary: In an alternate reality where Major John Sheppard never heard of the Stargate program, he's assigned to protect Dr. Elizabeth Weir during a diplomatic mission in the war-torn regions of Iraq. Things go sideways, setting off a chain of events that will eventually bring to surface life-shattering truths.
Published: October 29, 2009   Updated: October 29, 2009
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2913
Summary: The flirting comes as natural to them now as breathing, and Elizabeth can’t help but compare it to quicksand. All she does is stand there and yet she keeps on sinking in deeper and deeper as time goes on. Any resistance to it just seems to make things worse.
Published: March 08, 2008   Updated: March 08, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1265
Summary: S1 fic. This mid-lunch quickie was a shining example of how reckless this entire arrangement of no-strings-attached-sex really was.
Published: October 06, 2008   Updated: October 06, 2008
Past Featured StoryRating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13
Completed: Yes
Word count: 96385
Summary: (Revised Fic) Thrown back into a world she'd been trying desperately to leave behind, it was finally time for Elizabeth Weir to confront some demons - both from her past and of her own making. (COMPLETE)
Published: November 21, 2007   Updated: November 25, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Fluff & Slush
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Almost Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 835
Summary: “Don’t answer it, ’lizabeth,” John repeated, nipping at earlobe as he spoke huskily. It was precisely that maneuver that had landed them in her bedroom during the middle of the work day. “It can wait until after lunch.”
Published: September 16, 2007   Updated: September 16, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Alternate Universe, Mystery & Suspense, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Coyote Strangers
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 3252
Summary: Sequel to Genesis. As time slowly ticks down to the impending Genii Attack, enemies compound from sources new, old, and unfamiliar, and MD Agent Elizabeth Weir is forced to turn to the one man that never agreed to be a part of any of this: John Sheppard.
Published: May 27, 2007   Updated: May 27, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2337
Summary: It couldn't have been more than a couple of days since they shared a bed, but Elizabeth was getting sick and tired of this charade of friendship and professionalism. Not just in front of strangers, but even friends. It was getting exhausting.
Published: September 03, 2007   Updated: September 03, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1716
Summary: She brushed away the long-stemmed bushes as she trailed John, the oppressive heat of the locale suffocating and claustraphobic as they worked their way down the slope and through the dense forestry. Her eyes were singularly focused on the gun in her hands, though, on the awkwardness of its' feel as she held it.
Published: September 03, 2007   Updated: September 03, 2007
Rating: G
Genres: Action & Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Mystery & Suspense, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4102
Summary: Five Alternate Universes Where John and Elizabeth Meet. (Nominated for Best Sheppard/Weir Pre-ship/UST Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)
Published: March 01, 2007   Updated: March 01, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Hurt/Comfort, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 6939
Summary: As it was, he was left with the dubious implications of having imaginary sex with a woman he was pretty sure he was falling heavily for. Only in his life, would this type of shit happen. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Episode-Related Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)
Published: November 02, 2006   Updated: November 02, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Crossover
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Coyote Strangers
Chapters: 7
Completed: Yes
Word count: 37143
Summary: In a mutant AU, Elizabeth and team must race against time to save millions of lives from a Genii threat. This is a team!fic.
Published: December 26, 2006   Updated: March 01, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5386
Summary: A post s4 ep Be All My Sins Remembered. The trip takes three days, sixteen hours and forty-two minutes long – and then she’s home again. A part of her instinctively braces itself for impact.
Published: December 28, 2008   Updated: December 28, 2008
Rating: R
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 10404
Summary: When both Sheppard and Weir continue to suffer short relapses into the mind and memories of Thalan and Pheobus, they're forced to confront intensifying feelings and a whole host of complications. The Long Goodbye episode-related fic
Published: October 15, 2010   Updated: October 15, 2010
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed: No
Word count: 35067
Summary: Post-Common Ground fic. In the aftermath of negotiating and nearly losing John's life, Elizabeth finds herself taking action that have long-standing repercussions to their relationship and the entire structure of Atlantis command.
Published: November 13, 2010   Updated: December 29, 2010
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Alternate Universe, Baby!fic, Fluff & Slush, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed: Yes
Word count: 30145
Summary: Part of the WildWest_lantis verse. "But I've heard that in the end, a man like you - a man much like myself, I think - only desires one thing. A simple life. A life more ordinary." (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir Alternate Universe Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)
Published: February 10, 2007   Updated: March 26, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3628
Summary: She didn't want to think about it too much, couldn't afford her mind to be preoccupied by this on top of everything else today, but there was no avoiding it now. (Winner for Best Sheppard/Weir PWP/Kink Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)
Published: March 04, 2007   Updated: March 04, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4316
Summary: It's five o'clock in the morning, and Elizabeth is wide awake. (Nominated for Best Sheppard/Weir Romantic Fic in the 2007 Stargate Fan Awards.)
Published: December 01, 2006   Updated: December 01, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: Coyote Strangers
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 10185
Summary: COYOTE_SGA 'verse fic. With emotions running high, John is trapped in one day and must find a way out - or spend the rest of his life watching Elizabeth die.
Published: October 06, 2008   Updated: October 06, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Almost Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2011
Summary: Elizabeth reiterated to herself that John Sheppard was a bastard, a complete and utter bastard that had no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Published: March 15, 2007   Updated: March 15, 2007
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