Genres: General, Humor
Word count: 2539
Summary: Oneshot. "Do you ever feel like you slipped down a wormhole when you weren't looking and accidentally swapped places with a schoolteacher?" John&Elizabeth friendship.
Season: late 2, early 3. Prior to McKay and Mrs Miller.
Spoilers: None. Well, extremely minor for The Intruder.
Disclaimer: It is not my fault they have taken up residence in my head.
A/N: After I came up with the NOGLB acronym (it's something I use in my notes, which is a sad indication of just how often I use the phrase...) I just had to write a fic to explain it to the rest of the world. Thus, fuzzies :)