Genres: Humor, Romance
Word count: 9692
Summary: In which John is obsessed, Carson is amused, and Elizabeth may just die of embarrassment. Sanity is overrated anyway. Sparky. COMPLETE.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, can't you see?
It is instead that they own me.
I don't intend to steal them so –
But they never let me go.
So please don't sue me for this fic,
I never meant a word of it.
A/N: This story was actually a total accident. Seriously. A long accident, but oh well. And, er, Simon? Who's Simon?