Disclaimer: Atlantis is not mine. You can tell by the show’s lack of John/Elizabeth (and the presence of sanity).
A/N: This is an AU of events in The Return Part 1, in that they didn’t return at the end of the episode. In this story the Ancients are still in control of Atlantis, the Atlantis crew are still on Earth with no hope of going back to Pegasus, and this time Elizabeth didn’t get all depressed and antisocial (with Laura around I don’t think she was given a choice in the matter).
Unbetaed. This is a stupid little piece with no redeeming features, but I figure if it gives someone a moment of enjoyment or even amusement then it was worth writing down. But great literature this ain’t! : )