237 reasons ficathon by solemn_eyed
Summary: Here are the 237 reasons for the 237 reasons ficathon.

237 reasons to have sex

1 I was “in the heat of the moment“.
2 It just happened.
3 I was bored.
4 It just seemed like “the thing to do”.
5 Someone dared me.
6 I desired emotional closeness (i.e., intimacy).
7 I wanted to feel closer to God.
8 I wanted to gain acceptance from my friends.
9 It’s exciting, adventurous.
10 I wanted to make up after a fight.

11 I wanted to get rid of aggression.
12 I was under the influence of drugs.
13 I wanted to have something to tell my friends.
14 I wanted to express my love for the person.
15 I wanted to experience the physical pleasure.
16 I wanted to show my affection to the person.
17 I felt like I owed it to the person.
18 I was attracted to the person.
19 I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.
20 My friends were having sex and I wanted to fit in.

21 It feels good.
22 I saw the person naked and could not resist.
23 The person was famous and I wanted to be able to say I had sex with him/her.
24 I was physically forced to.
25 I was verbally coerced into it.
26 I wanted the person to love me.
27 I wanted to have a child.
28 I wanted to make someone else jealous.
29 I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
30 I was married and you’re supposed to.

31 I was tired of being a virgin.
32 I was “horny”.
33 I wanted to feel loved.
34 I was feeling lonely.
35 Everyone else was having sex.
36 I wanted the attention.
37 It was easier to “go all the way” than to stop.
38 I wanted to ensure the relationship was “committed”.
39 I was competing with someone else to “get the person”.
40 I wanted to “gain control” of the person.

41 I was curious about what the person was like in bed.
42 I was curious about sex.
43 I wanted to feel attractive.
44 I wanted to please my partner.
45 I wanted to display submission.
46 I wanted to release anxiety/stress.
47 I didn’t know how to say “no”.
48 I felt like it was my duty.
49 I wanted to end the relationship.
50 My friends pressured me into it.

51 I wanted the adventure/excitement.
52 I wanted the experience.
53 I felt obligated to.
54 It’s fun.
55 I wanted to get even with someone (i.e., get revenge).
56 I wanted to be popular.
57 It would get me gifts.
58 I wanted to act out a fantasy.
59 I hadn’t had sex for a while.
60 The person was “available”.

61 I didn’t want to “lose” the person.
62 I thought it would help “trap” a new partner.
63 I wanted to make someone else jealous.
64 I felt sorry for the person.
65 I wanted to feel powerful.
66 I wanted to “possess” the person.
67 I wanted to release tension.
68 I wanted to feel good about myself.
69 I was slumming.
70 I felt rebellious.

71 I wanted to intensify my relationship.
72 It seemed like the natural next step.
73 I wanted to be nice.
74 I wanted to feel connected to the person.
75 I wanted to feel young.
76 I wanted to manipulate him/her into doing something for me.
77 I wanted him/her to stop bugging me about sex.
78 I wanted to hurt/humiliate the person.
79 I wanted the person to feel good about himself/herself.
80 I didn’t want to disappoint the person.

81 I was trying to “get over” an earlier person/relationship.
82 I wanted to reaffirm my sexual orientation.
83 I wanted to try out new sexual techniques or positions.
84 I felt guilty.
85 My hormones were out of control.
86 It was the only way my partner would spend time with me.
87 It became a habit.
88 I wanted to keep my partner happy.
89 I had no self-control.
90 I wanted to communicate at a deeper level.

91 I was afraid my partner would have an affair if I didn’t have sex with him/her.
92 I was curious about my sexual abilities.
93 I wanted a ‘‘spiritual’’ experience.
94 It was just part of the relationship ‘‘routine’’.
95 I wanted to lose my inhibitions.
96 I got “carried away”.
97 I needed another ‘‘notch on my belt.’’
98 The person demanded that I have sex with him/her.
99 The opportunity presented itself.
100 I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex while stoned.

101 It’s considered “taboo” by society.
102 I wanted to increase the number of sex partners I had experienced.
103 The person was too “hot” (sexy) to resist.
104 I thought it would relax me.
105 I thought it would make me feel healthy.
106 I wanted to experiment with new experiences.
107 I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person.
108 I thought it would help me to fall asleep.
109 I could brag to other people about my sexual experience.
110 It would allow me to “get sex out of my system” so that I could focus on other things.

111 I wanted to decrease my partner’s desire to have sex with someone else.
112 It would damage my reputation if I said “no”.
113 The person was too physically attractive to resist.
114 I wanted to celebrate something.
115 I was seduced.
116 I swear there was no reason listed under the number 116 in table 4 of the article, which I used to make this list. So how about: “just because”?
117 I wanted to increase the emotional bond by having sex.
118 I wanted to see whether sex with a different partner would feel different or better.
119 I was mad at my partner, so I had sex with someone else.
120 I wanted to fulfill a previous promise to my partner.

121 It was expected of me.
122 I wanted to keep my partner from straying.
123 I wanted the pure pleasure.
124 I wanted to dominate the other person.
125 I wanted to make a conquest.
126 I’m addicted to sex.
127 It was a favor to someone.
128 I wanted to be used or degraded.
129 Someone offered me money to do it.
130 I was drunk.

131 It seemed like good exercise.
132 I was pressured into doing it.
133 The person offered to give me drugs for doing it.
134 I was frustrated and needed relief.
135 It was a romantic setting.
136 I felt insecure.
137 My regular partner is boring, so I had sex with someone else.
138 I was on the “rebound” from another relationship.
139 I wanted to boost my self-esteem.
140 I wanted to get my partner to stay with me.

141 Because of a bet.
142 It was a special occasion.
143 I wanted to get a special favor from someone.
144 I wanted to get back at my partner for having cheated on me.
145 I wanted to enhance my reputation.
146 I wanted to keep warm.
147 I wanted to punish myself.
148 I wanted to break up a rival’s relationship by having sex with his/her partner.
129 Someone offered me money to do it.
150 I wanted to impress friends.
151 I wanted to achieve an orgasm.
152 I wanted to brag to my friends about my conquests.
153 I wanted to improve my sexual skills.
154 I wanted to get a job.
155 I wanted to get a raise.
156 I wanted to get a promotion.
157 I wanted to satisfy a compulsion.
158 I wanted to make money.
159 I wanted to keep my partner satisfied.
160 I wanted to change the topic of conversation.

161 I wanted to get out of doing something.
162 I wanted to test my compatibility with a new partner.
163 I wanted to get a partner to express love.
164 I wanted to put the passion back into my relationship.
165 I wanted to prevent a breakup.
166 I wanted to become one with another person.
167 I wanted to get a favor from someone.
168 I wanted to breakup my relationship.
169 I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease.
170 I wanted to breakup another’s relationship.

171 I wanted to avoid hurting someone’s feelings.
172 I wanted to make myself feel better about myself.
173 I wanted to get rid of a headache.
174 I was afraid to say “no” due to the possibility of physical harm.
175 I wanted to keep my partner from straying.
176 I wanted to burn calories.
177 I wanted to even the score with a cheating partner.
178 I wanted to hurt an enemy.
179 I wanted to feel older.
180 I wanted to raise my self-esteem.

181 It was an initiation rite to a club or organization.
182 I wanted to become more focused on work – sexual thoughts are distracting.
183 I wanted to say “I’ve missed you”.
184 I wanted to celebrate a birthday or anniversary or special occasion.
185 I wanted to say “I’m sorry”.
186 I wanted to return a favor.
187 I wanted to say “Thank you”.
188 I wanted to welcome someone home.
189 I wanted to say “goodbye”.
190 I wanted to defy my parents.

191 I wanted to get the most out of life.
192 I wanted to relieve “blue balls”.
193 I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps.
194 I wanted to feel feminine.
195 I wanted to feel masculine.
196 I am a sex addict.
197 I wanted to see what all the fuss is about.
198 I thought it would boost my social status.
199 The person had a lot of money.
200 The person’s physical appearance turned me on.

201 The person was a good dancer.
202 Someone had told me that this person was good in bed.
203 The person had beautiful eyes.
204 The person made me feel sexy.
205 An erotic movie had turned me on.
206 The person had taken me out for an expensive dinner.
207 The person was a good kisser.
208 The person had bought me jewelry.
209 The person had a great sense of humor.
210 The person seemed self-confident.

211 The person really desired me.
212 The person was really desired by others.
213 I wanted to gain access to that person’s friend.
214 I felt jealous.
215 The person flattered me.
216 I wanted to see if I could get the other person into bed.
217 The person had a desirable body.
218 I had not had sex in a long time.
219 The person smelled nice.
220 The person had an attractive face.

221 My partner kept insisting.
222 I was turned on by the sexual conversation.
223 The person was intelligent.
224 The person caressed me.
225 The person wore revealing clothes.
226 The person had too much to drink and I was able to take advantage of them.
227 I knew the person was usually “out of my league”.
228 The person was mysterious.
229 I realized I was in love.
230 I wanted to forget about my problems.

231 I wanted to reproduce.
232 I wanted to feel loved.
233 I wanted my partner to notice me.
234 I wanted to help my partner forget about his/her problems.
235 I wanted to lift my partner’s spirits.
236 I wanted to submit to my partner.
237 I wanted to make my partner feel powerful.
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 315
Summary: Because communication if often an issue... (sorry for the repeats if you've already seen this fic somewhere else !)
Published: October 05, 2007   Updated: October 05, 2007
Rating: PG
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: 237 reasons ficathon
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 100
Summary: How John ended up the way he did. Entry for the "237 reasons ficathon".
Published: August 15, 2007   Updated: August 15, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 500
Summary: A visit from the IOA finally sets Elizabeth on fire and John is about to be set in flames... in a way he really won't mind.
Published: August 19, 2007   Updated: August 19, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2903
Summary: John always gets in trouble on way or another. Especially with Liz, which doesn't bode well for him, and when his secret girlfriend is set on ignoring him, John decides desperate times call for desperate measures... And oh, what a measure he took.
Published: August 19, 2007   Updated: August 19, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1241
Summary: John and Elizabeth are forced to connect on an emotional level thanks to a device that'll keep a lock in their hearts until they do... but how does the device work? And how does the ritual achieve the unlocking of their hearts? (Gotta love those aliens...)
Published: August 19, 2007   Updated: August 19, 2007
Rating: R
Genres: Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: 237 reasons ficathon
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 502
Summary: Missing scene for "The Return". A very, very, VERY late entry for the 237 reasons ficathon. 500 word drabble (according to Microsoft Word, 502 according to Command Dynamics... Huh??), angsting Elizabeth!
Published: December 07, 2007   Updated: December 07, 2007
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