Genres: Humor
Other Results: 7 Series

Stories
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1765
Summary: (Fanfic in french) John and Elizabeth get a rendez-vous in Colorado Springs Mcdonald's...
Published: July 30, 2005   Updated: July 30, 2005
Rating: PG
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 304
Summary: Quote Shakespeare here. Spoilers for 3x08 "McKay and Mrs. Miller."
Published: September 10, 2006   Updated: September 10, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: No
Word count: 1357
Summary: John's always been a man of few words, after all. A collection of stories precisely 55 words long. No more, no less. It's a whole lot more difficult than it looks! Predominantly John- and Elizabeth-centric, some Sparky.
Published: May 06, 2011   Updated: June 24, 2011
Rating: G
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 602
Summary: A bit of stream of consciousness from John who is faced with an unprecedentedly difficult situation.
Published: August 21, 2008   Updated: August 21, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff & Slush, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery & Suspense, Romance
Warnings: Abuse, Rape/Non-Consensual, Torture, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: Yes
Word count: 71302
Summary: Sheppard enters the event horizon after giving Elizabeth his usual boyish smile. She smiles back, not knowing that may be the last time she will see him smile. REPOSTED WITH ADDITIONS AND GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS!!!
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Published: January 18, 2006   Updated: August 14, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 663
Summary: what else could go wrong when elizabeth falls, what could go wrong, only everything
Published: January 24, 2008   Updated: January 24, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: No
Word count: 4321
Summary: Intrigues, deception, betrayal and finding true love after 2 or 3 tryouts.
Published: December 25, 2005   Updated: April 01, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: Yes
Word count: 9692
Summary: In which John is obsessed, Carson is amused, and Elizabeth may just die of embarrassment. Sanity is overrated anyway. Sparky. COMPLETE.
Published: July 25, 2010   Updated: August 06, 2010
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 601
Summary: John really should learn to think before he speaks. When certain things are said, sometimes there's just no going back. Irresistible post-ep, spoilers.
Published: August 14, 2007   Updated: August 14, 2007
Rating: PG
Genres: Alternate Universe, Baby!fic, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4519
Summary: Tidbits of a nine-month-long situation situation in Atlantis.
Published: July 22, 2009   Updated: July 22, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Drabble, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 128
Summary: A drunken indescretion.
Published: May 19, 2005   Updated: May 19, 2005
Rating: G
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Other/Misc, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1253
Summary: What happens after a good breakfast...

Sequel to Breakfast : http://www.sheppardweir.com/fanfics/viewstory.php?sid=1431
Published: November 08, 2009   Updated: November 08, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: Yes
Word count: 14935
Summary: John and Elizabeth, both in separate galaxies, still occupy each others mind, until one of them decides to do something about it.
Published: January 28, 2009   Updated: January 28, 2009
Rating: PG
Genres: Angst, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Introspective, Mystery & Suspense, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5364
Summary: John’s having a very difficult week; and the Team’s acting… strange.
Published: September 14, 2011   Updated: September 14, 2011
Rating: R
Genres: Angst, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20
Completed: No
Word count: 42131
Summary: Elizabeth find the need to keep a personal journal to help her deal with things in Atlantis.
Published: February 23, 2009   Updated: December 24, 2011
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14
Completed: Yes
Word count: 33901
Summary: It was supposed to be just your average alien celebration… only by morning John Sheppard will be waking up a married man to none other than Doctor Elizabeth Weir.
Published: August 04, 2006   Updated: January 08, 2008
Rating: PG
Genres: Action & Adventure, Future Fic, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 583
Summary: Liz. Chained to a wall. Complete silliness...
Published: May 19, 2005   Updated: May 19, 2005
Rating: G
Genres: Alternate Universe, Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1223
Summary: "Remember the two whales that appeared on our sensors about eleven months ago? They're married."
Published: April 05, 2012   Updated: April 05, 2012
Rating: G
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 898
Summary: (In french) Pire que la Peste. Pire que les choux de Bruxelles. Pire que tout.
Published: August 13, 2005   Updated: August 13, 2005
Rating: M
Genres: Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2338
Summary: After drinking an aphrodisiac potion offworld, John and Elizabeth appear irrimediably attracted to each other. It's up to Rodney and Carson to find an antidote before excess hormone secretion kills them. A humorous spin on the usual cliché.
Published: July 14, 2008   Updated: July 14, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Action & Adventure, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1755
Summary: When McKay activates a device John and Rodney are sent back to live the day over and over again. What will happen along the way? and are there any disasterous side affects? of course there are!
(Basically like sg1 Window of opportunity)

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Published: May 08, 2010   Updated: May 08, 2010
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Drabble, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 378
Summary: Before we going to bed, I think we need few rules.
Published: June 17, 2012   Updated: June 17, 2012
Rating: M
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 500
Summary: A visit from the IOA finally sets Elizabeth on fire and John is about to be set in flames... in a way he really won't mind.
Published: August 19, 2007   Updated: August 19, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1438
Summary: John and Rodney were fishing.
Published: May 23, 2006   Updated: May 23, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: General, Future Fic, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1107
Summary: How was it she always ended up in the funky outfits?
Published: May 19, 2005   Updated: May 19, 2005

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