Genres: Humor
Other Results: 7 Series

Stories
Rating: PG
Genres: Alternate Universe, Baby!fic, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14
Completed: Yes
Word count: 23282
Summary: After Atlantis returns to Earth, John has a new priority: his family. Set post-EatG with AU flashbacks during seasons 4 and 5. Sparky baby!fic!
Published: September 18, 2010   Updated: April 05, 2012
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3131
Summary: An off-world solstice celebration, lots of free-flowing booze and observations done by people in the sidelines. Built on wanderingsmith's "Drinking games", which I suggest you find (in lj or ff.net) and read right after you're done here.
Published: October 06, 2008   Updated: October 06, 2008
Rating: PG
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5682
Summary: Everyone sees things a little differently. One mission gone awry told from different perspectives. Sort of a Team fic with ShepWeir overtones.
Published: January 04, 2008   Updated: January 04, 2008
Rating: G
Genres: Future Fic, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: No
Word count: 2426
Summary: A series of drabbles and short stories focusing on my version of Stargate's second generation. Pairings: John/Liz, Rodney/Jennifer, Daniel/Vala, Sam/Jack, Ronon/Amelia, and Teyla/Kanaan.
Published: May 03, 2009   Updated: October 22, 2009
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1877
Summary: Five times Elizabeth was cold. no spoilers.
Published: March 20, 2009   Updated: March 20, 2009
Rating: G
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Atlantis is Home
Chapters: 5
Completed: Yes
Word count: 10047
Summary: Second story in the Atlantis is Home Series; a set of small scenes involving our favourite sparky couple.
Published: October 06, 2010   Updated: October 06, 2010
Rating: G
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 477
Summary: John has a song for Elizabeth...
Published: May 27, 2006   Updated: May 27, 2006
Rating: R
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut & Porn, Vignettes
Warnings: Torture
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1446
Summary: The title basically says it all…
Published: July 18, 2007   Updated: July 18, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3512
Summary: the title pretty much covers it. no spoilers.
Published: February 10, 2009   Updated: February 10, 2009
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3346
Summary: The title pretty much says it all
Published: April 17, 2007   Updated: April 17, 2007
Rating: PG
Genres: General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1022
Summary: When Elizabeth has an accident with the stairs, John takes over her responsibilities -- and takes responsibility for her.
Published: November 18, 2013   Updated: November 18, 2013
Rating: M
Genres: Action & Adventure, Crack!fic, Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Humor, Missing Scene, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4831
Summary: Elizabeth and John need more excitement than Atlantis provides on a daily basis.
Published: September 18, 2011   Updated: September 18, 2011
Rating: M
Genres: Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4517
Summary: Just another locked-in-a-small-space fic. (With a slight twist)
Published: December 29, 2005   Updated: December 27, 2010
Rating: M
Genres: Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: BDSM
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1202
Summary: Elizabeth & John have some half-assed fun with the whole domination/submission thing.
Published: June 19, 2005   Updated: June 19, 2005
Rating: G
Genres: Angst, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3409
Summary: John invites the gang to watch Galaxy Quest.
This is just a silly little story that sprang from a conversation at the Gateworld Forum. It ended up much darker and longer than I planned, but it’s still fully filled with Elizabeth/John.
Published: December 30, 2008   Updated: December 30, 2008
Rating: R
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4752
Summary: It all started when the girls weren't invited to the poker night...

Additional warning: Beside John / Elizabeth in this story, it includes some Elizabeth / Kate as well :)
Published: September 26, 2008   Updated: September 26, 2008
Past Featured StoryRating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5450
Summary: McKay plays matchmaker and the tables get turned, but on whom?
Published: May 16, 2005   Updated: May 16, 2005
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3634
Summary: It's like being 14 again, except John’s pretty sure that even at age 14 he wasn’t this stupid.
Published: September 18, 2009   Updated: September 18, 2009
Rating: PG
Genres: General, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 601
Summary: Elizabeth really hates Tuesdays.
Published: May 19, 2005   Updated: May 19, 2005
Rating: G
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: No
Word count: 2314
Summary: he was back from the mainland. It was lunchtime, he wonderd if Elizabeth was hungrie. looking if she was in her office, and his heart breaks into pieces just in time to see her say yes to marry a guy that sheppard didn't iven know. carson saw the hole thing, when he saw sheppard turning aroud and started to run, the only thing he could say was OH BLOODY HELL!
Published: November 21, 2006   Updated: March 27, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Other/Misc, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10
Completed: No
Word count: 9965
Summary: Just think...
John. Elizabeth. Teyla. Ronon. High School.
Yeah. Think about it. :D
Published: November 04, 2008   Updated: November 28, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5
Completed: No
Word count: 5924
Summary: Everything in Atlantis has a higher purpose. Therefore, everything can be used for ship. Cue a number of very random shippy stories.
Published: January 14, 2006   Updated: January 14, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Angst, Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1682
Summary: Waiting sucks.
Published: July 11, 2006   Updated: July 11, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 895
Summary: It's midnight and Chuck overhears something between Elizabeth and John that he thinks he shouldn't.
Published: July 23, 2009   Updated: July 23, 2009
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 665
Summary: There was a bet. John lost.
Published: January 03, 2006   Updated: January 03, 2006
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