Genres: Humor
Other Results: 7 Series

Stories
Rating: PG-13
Genres: General, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: Yes
Word count: 6690
Summary: “I thought we agreed to stop doing this,” Elizabeth reminded. “Yeah, we did didn’t we?” John softly stated. A nearby nurse eavesdrops on their conversation with confusion. Who is the bigger fool?
Published: May 12, 2006   Updated: May 12, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 906
Summary: Just a little mindless fluff, tag to 2x17, 'Coup d'état'.
Published: April 09, 2006   Updated: April 09, 2006
Rating: G
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 892
Summary: No, he does not see dead people.
Published: June 13, 2005   Updated: June 13, 2005
Rating: G
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 703
Summary: A bit of fluff post "Before I Sleep"
Published: June 20, 2007   Updated: June 20, 2007
Rating: M
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Introspective, Missing Scene, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5026
Summary: They are so right for each other but timing is everything, words are sometimes hard to find and procrastination is Elizabeth’s middle name.
Published: September 16, 2011   Updated: September 16, 2011
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crack!fic, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1022
Summary: "You do know that carpooling is so 1990s, right?" Other pairings: Rodney/Radek.
Published: August 04, 2008   Updated: August 04, 2008
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Changing Bodies
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1379
Summary: They come back from the mission and everything was fine, till next morning. Due to something SGA-1 turned on, John and Elizabeth change bodies to feel what the other one has to go through. If this wasn’t enough, enemy are knocking to their doors and Atlantis is once again in danger.
Published: May 26, 2014   Updated: May 26, 2014
Rating: PG
Genres: Baby!fic, Crack!fic, Drama, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Other/Misc, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1296
Summary: Rodney + Overdue Chocolate = Not so happy pregnant wives = Lemons. Hope you understand that lol
Published: November 05, 2008   Updated: November 05, 2008
Rating: M
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2913
Summary: The flirting comes as natural to them now as breathing, and Elizabeth can’t help but compare it to quicksand. All she does is stand there and yet she keeps on sinking in deeper and deeper as time goes on. Any resistance to it just seems to make things worse.
Published: March 08, 2008   Updated: March 08, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Genres: General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 867
Summary: John and Elizabeth eat some fruit that has a very interesting side effect...
Published: February 03, 2006   Updated: February 03, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: General, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Other/Misc
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1109
Summary: Ford opens a door and gets an unexpected surprise. He and Sheppard go exploring. Camp. Doesn’t really make sense. Not really supposed to. I’m warped and twisted that way.
Published: May 16, 2005   Updated: May 16, 2005
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Sleepless (K)Nights
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3069
Summary: After drinking too much coffee, Elizabeth can’t sleep, and John offers to help tire her out. No smut!
Published: August 30, 2007   Updated: August 30, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1191
Summary: There's a cow in the hall. Really.
Published: April 16, 2006   Updated: April 16, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 625
Summary: "No, you can not have a gun."
Published: April 16, 2006   Updated: April 16, 2006
Rating: G
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 421
Summary: It makes her go crazy
Published: August 12, 2005   Updated: August 12, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 783
Summary: This was written for a challenge SGAFan posted over on The MAJOR which specified: "Write a story where Sheppard ends up standing in the hallway in his boxers with a gun in his hand".
Published: November 25, 2006   Updated: November 25, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2380
Summary: His comment might have passed as a slightly flirty joke, except that he had said it just a little too seriously, while staring just a little too admiringly. Spoilers for 'Irresistible.'
Published: December 28, 2010   Updated: December 28, 2010
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: 237 reasons ficathon
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2903
Summary: John always gets in trouble on way or another. Especially with Liz, which doesn't bode well for him, and when his secret girlfriend is set on ignoring him, John decides desperate times call for desperate measures... And oh, what a measure he took.
Published: August 19, 2007   Updated: August 19, 2007
Rating: PG
Genres: Drabble, Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 474
Summary: They’re trapped in a cave... or are they?
Published: January 28, 2009   Updated: January 28, 2009
Rating: R
Genres: Humor, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: No
Word count: 3100
Summary: Coming back from a group of women called the Myrine, Elizabeth finds herself acting strange around the men in Atlantis.
Published: January 08, 2006   Updated: January 12, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1090
Summary: John describes his dream girl but he's not exactly telling the truth! Sparky and slight Beckett/Cadman.
Published: January 06, 2007   Updated: January 06, 2007
Rating: G
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2690
Summary: Easter fluff as the Stargate families have a good old fashioned egg hunt. Sparky with Rodney/Jennifer and Daniel/Vala.
Published: April 14, 2009   Updated: April 14, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Genres: General, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance, Other/Misc
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: No
Word count: 1706
Summary: Summary: Everyone knows who Elizabeth Weir is, but do they know what she writes in her love diary? Does her crush even know? To find out start reading Elizabeth’s Love Diary! A/N- I made up a few details in the first chapter in the information part, and I have added an O/C-Melissa.
Published: May 02, 2006   Updated: May 13, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Drama, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6
Completed: Yes
Word count: 5995
Summary: elizabeth gets an email. and a conversation turns into something way more than she expected.
Published: July 01, 2009   Updated: November 15, 2009
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 467
Summary: I didn’t know the lass could bend that way. That has got to be bloody painful.
Published: September 02, 2007   Updated: September 02, 2007
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