Genres: Humor
Other Results: 7 Series

Stories
Rating: M
Genres: Baby!fic, Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, Humor, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 463
Summary: It was like being seventeen again, trying to be as quiet as possible so as not to disturb her mother sleeping two rooms away.
Published: October 13, 2008   Updated: October 13, 2008
Rating: G
Genres: General, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 443
Summary: Rodney has done something very...unusual...on behalf of John.
Published: March 19, 2007   Updated: March 19, 2007
Rating: R
Genres: Angst, Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8
Completed: Yes
Word count: 27311
Summary: He went to bed in his own room alone, he woke up with a wife, three kids… and a screwed up future.
Published: April 21, 2006   Updated: June 17, 2006
Rating: R
Genres: Angst, Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: No
Word count: 8851
Summary: It’s been years since John Sheppard was thrown into the future, and now it seems to be Lieutenant Colonel Jason Sheppard’s turn to take a little trip in time, only this time it’s the past… but what is he supposed to be fixing, and why were his friends sent along with him?
Published: July 03, 2006   Updated: July 25, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4932
Summary: General Hank Landry is intrigued by the unconventional looks shared by Dr. Elizabeth Weir and Lt. Colonel John Sheppard. Can he get to the bottom of this mystery--and employ their power for his own?
Published: February 24, 2009   Updated: February 24, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Crossover, Future Fic, Humor, Other/Misc
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 851
Summary: A simple and easy guide for everyone.
Published: January 28, 2006   Updated: January 28, 2006
Rating: G
Genres: General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Completed: Yes
Word count: 6060
Summary: A balcony dinner for two... Two enthusiastic Weir and Sheppard supporters decide to give the two of them an enjoyable day off. Small spoiler for Brotherhood.
Published: June 07, 2006   Updated: July 05, 2006
Rating: G
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1543
Summary: Could the infamous John Sheppard really have feelings for Doctor Elizabeth Weir? And here we’d always thought he’d end up with someone like Teyla….
Published: July 31, 2006   Updated: July 31, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Future Fic, Humor, Romance, Smut & Porn
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4
Completed: No
Word count: 2535
Summary: John wakes up to find somethings not quite right.
Published: November 20, 2005   Updated: January 25, 2006
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4194
Summary: A bag of goodies, a sky of stars and a surprise for both of them.
Published: July 18, 2008   Updated: July 18, 2008
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Almost Series
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1506
Summary: “That’s not what I mean and you know it. How are we going to explain this to the expedition? To the IOA? To, god, my mother.”
Published: October 02, 2007   Updated: October 02, 2007
Rating: G
Genres: Alternate Universe, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1813
Summary: The first time an alien fell for Elizabeth, John teased her mercilessly.
Published: December 02, 2017   Updated: December 02, 2017
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 729
Summary: John tries to help Elizabeth by offering to put up shelves in her home office, but ends up with more trouble than he bargained for.
Published: January 06, 2008   Updated: January 06, 2008
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 1086
Summary: Elizabeth Weir had finally met her match.
Published: July 29, 2005   Updated: July 29, 2005
Rating: PG
Genres: General, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 891
Summary: Of course things go terribly wrong. Elizabeth's along for the ride...
Published: May 19, 2005   Updated: May 19, 2005
Rating: G
Genres: Alternate Universe, Baby!fic, Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1750
Summary: John Sheppard retells the story of Robin Hood, but with a slightly different twist. AU Future!fic, Sparky!Kids!Fic.
Published: April 05, 2012   Updated: April 05, 2012
Rating: M
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 393
Summary: Just who is the man in this relationship?
Published: June 06, 2006   Updated: June 06, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Episode Prologues & Epilogues, Fluff & Slush, Humor, Vignettes
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3351
Summary: Pre-Irresistible. ‘Forgoing a mission due to illness’ is a foreign concept to John Sheppard, and Elizabeth is looking for a reprieve from her flu-ridden second-in-command...
Published: January 09, 2007   Updated: January 09, 2007
Rating: G
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 186
Summary: teyla gets whats coming for her.
Published: August 31, 2008   Updated: August 31, 2008
Past Featured StoryRating: G
Genres: Drabble, Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 819
Summary: A drabble with fluff and Ancient technology
Published: August 14, 2008   Updated: August 14, 2008
Rating: R
Genres: Action & Adventure, Angst, Baby!fic, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery & Suspense
Warnings: Torture, Violence
Challenges: None
Series: Fragile Relations
Chapters: 5
Completed: No
Word count: 13211
Summary:

Sheppard and his team find a Wraith baby and the bond with her creates an even more bizarre bond when they encounter unexpected guests...

Pre-Ship story with personal moments/dialogues between John and Elizabeth, slowly working towards an even tighter friendship or more... :)
Additional warning: Shep-Whumping
Pre-Season 4

Published: January 05, 2009   Updated: January 05, 2009
Rating: G
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 718
Summary: And they’ve only been there for two weeks.
Published: April 25, 2006   Updated: April 25, 2006
Rating: PG
Genres: Fluff & Slush, Future Fic, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 596
Summary: John with baby. Other pairings: Rodney/Radek.
Published: May 23, 2006   Updated: May 23, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 805
Summary: John has scratches on his back and Ronans quarters are next door to Elizabeth's. In other words, John and Elizabeth are so BUSTED.
Published: April 06, 2009   Updated: April 06, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Genres: General, Action & Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery & Suspense, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: No
Word count: 2443
Summary: The Darkness is coming. Shep/Weir Pairing Spoilers: To cover my butt, everything, just in case. Notes: This place really does exist. I did start a Sg1 story kind of the same years ago… but going back to the lake recently, gave me the idea to write an Atlantis fic as well. I had a co-writer for part 1, thanks to JohnSheppardLuv. And thanks to Jenn for the beta.
Published: December 22, 2005   Updated: December 22, 2005
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